My name is Veronica and I am a victim of cubicle theft. 6 months ago, my industrial 3-hole punch was abducted from my desk. The pain caused by my loss is insufferable and I want revenge.

Behold the Office Cubicle Alarm System. Gone are the times of begging cubemates to participate in my Cubicle Watch program or to babysit my supplies. Cube robbers brave enough to venture into my fortress feign confusion at the gentle hum of the warning alarm as they quickly flee back from whence they came.

If you have experienced the horror of having your most precious products swiped from your personal space (then met with declined requests for replacements due to budget cuts) the cubicle alarm system is for you.

Tags: office humor, office pranks, office security