Nothing signals New Years in a cubicle like your jeans getting really snug. In my greater flights of fancy I am being prepared as veal in my office pen by some alien species, but in reality I am just eating too much. The endless supply of Christmas Oreos is slowing down, though, and talk is turning to entertaining forms of exercise (forget taking a walk, I need to spend $400 on a device with Blu-ray and an exercise game). Most of the cubes are empty today, and those that are here are trying vainly to do things they don’t want to do. It’s been a great year for Cubunga and we want to thank everyone who has pointed their browser in our direction. Happy New Years from Leonard and Veronica!

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