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Walk Your Cat - The Complete Guide

Author: Editor  //  Category: Book Reviews, Odd News, Pets

Walk Your CatSeriously? Apparently so - some people have actually broken the cat-leash barrier. Here is the editorial review of the official guide to walking your cat:

Walk Your Cat - The Complete Guide is written for indoor cat owners who want to give their cats access to the outdoors by taking them for walks on a leash. While it is often believed that cats can’t be leash-trained, Walk Your Cat shows that taking your cat for a walk does not have to be a drag. This book is unique in that the authors have developed a thorough, easy-to-follow approach to walking cats that is solidly grounded in the current scientific understanding of feline behavior. Following their approach, you can allow your cats to enjoy a full range of natural behaviors while on walks, making their lives richer and healthier. But, Walk Your Cat is more than just a training guide. Getting to the heart of feline behavior to show you how cats can be leash-trained, the book offers readers a new window into the inner lives of their cats–as well as insights into the important and natural role that walks on a leash have to play in the life of the modern indoor cat.

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Naming cows isn’t udder nonsense

Author: Editor  //  Category: Odd News

Cows with names give more milk

Cows that are given names produce more milk than those that are not, says a new study out of England.

The study, conducted by Catherine Douglas and Peter Rowlinson at Newcastle University in Newcastle upon Tyne, discovered that more affectionate treatment of cattle — including giving cows names — can increase milk production by more than 68 gallons annually. An average cow produces about 2,000 gallons of milk a year.

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Meet Grisabella, my water-loving cat

Author: Editor  //  Category: Odd News

Some Cats Actually Like Water

A speeding bullet — nickel-colored and hairy — slammed into me while I was showering the other day.

My new cat, it turns out, loves water. She’ll seek it out any time, any place.

It was more than just a little startling the first time she swan-dived into standing water, dashed under the shower for a moment, and then departed in a soaking streak. That’s her daily practice now — joining me for a quick drenching. She doesn’t seem to have any interest in swimming. A quick in-and-out thing is her preference.

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Meet Grisabella, my water-loving cat

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MTV Exec’s Gift Of Feces Yet Another Sign Of Hollywood Cutbacks - Defamer.com

Author: Editor  //  Category: Cubicle News, Odd News, Pranks

If you think your company’s stingy holiday offerings were lame…(we’re sorry, but paying a homeless guy ten bucks to wear a Santa hat and wander from cubicle to cubicle offering to pour shots of Ralph’s brand creme de menthe down our throats does not constitute a “Christmas party”—not that we’re complaining), just wait until you hear what they’re sending MTV execs as belated gifts this year.

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Butler Wanted for Tony Cubicle

Author: Leonard  //  Category: Cube Life, Odd News

For the office admin who has everything! This cubicle boasts red mahogany panels and dark cherry hardwood floors. Great for entertaining, impressing clients, and meditation.

Source: Nielsen Data

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Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

Author: Editor  //  Category: Odd News

 

Wine Humor

Just three glasses with dinner can support finally letting her have it.

Source: The Onion

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MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS ARE REAL!

Author: Editor  //  Category: Odd News

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A few weeks ago I was at the Burbank airport. The gift store carried Mexican jumping beans. I bought a couple of boxes for my kids.

I was as delighted with the jittery beans as my daughters were, but I was even more charmed by the informational card that came with the beans. The irresistible, off-kilter writing style of the card’s author reminds of Dr. Bronner’s, with the added bonus of making sense.

Excerpts:

IT IS IMPORTANT TO KEEP CHILDREN OUT OF HARMS WAY. IN THE LAST 10 YEARS, I HAVE ONLY HEARD OF TWO INSTANCES OF CHILDREN SWALLOWING A MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN. ONE LADY CALLED BACK TO LET ME KNOW THAT THEY FOUND THE MISSING BEAN. IT IS MY BELIEF THAT THE STRONG ACID CONTENT OF THE STOMACH WILL KILL THE GERMS AND LARVA IN SHORT ORDER.

THE MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN IS UNDOUBTEDLY AMONG ONE OF OUR CREATOR’S
BEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS. IT UNDOUBTEDLY GIVES MORE PLEASURE AND
INTRIGUE FOR THE MONEY THAN ANY OTHER CREATION.

REGRETTABLY, THEY ARE DOOMED WHEN THEY LEAVE THEIR NATURAL HABITAT IN MEXICO. THERE ARE NO HOST PLANTS THAT WILL PERMIT THEM TO CONTINUE THEIR LIFE CYCLE AND THE ENVIRONMENT WILL KILL THEM FROM HEAT, DEHYDRATION, FREEZING. THE MOTH SHOULD BE PERMITTED TO FLY FREE IF THEY EMERGE FROM THE BEAN. A SCENIC TRIP AS IT WERE.

[Instructions for playing the Mexican Jumping Bean Game include the following legal advice:] If you wager, make it small amounts. The Government doesn’t like gambling unless they get a piece of the action.

Source: BoingBoing and Jumping Beans R Us

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German woman fails in Beer Mug World Record attempt

Author: Editor  //  Category: Odd News

German woman fails in attempt to carry 21 beer mugs at once.
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‘Odourprinting’ could be used to identify people

Author: Editor  //  Category: Odd News

Human beings could one day be identified by our smells according to research that shows individual “odourprints” cannot be masked by diet.
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Oklahoman seeks to set record for weather balloon inflation

Author: Editor  //  Category: Odd News

An Oklahoma man plans to try and set a world record for inflating a meteorological weather balloon.

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